I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I need a burrito and a hug.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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