Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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