can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Oh Jesus.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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