you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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