Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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