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  • Submitted by Infamous69 on Oct 22, 10 at 12:42pm

    Her first kid will probably be able to walk out of her

  • Submitted by darntootin on Oct 22, 10 at 2:16pm

    What is Michael Bay porno for $400 Alex?

  • Submitted by assallaround on Oct 22, 10 at 5:16pm

    You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes it's not right to do...

  • Submitted by WallyTheWombat on Oct 22, 10 at 11:51am

    That sounds more scary than amazing.

  • Submitted by prettytitties on Oct 22, 10 at 1:34pm

    Ah, vibrators... *sigh*

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Oct 22, 10 at 11:52am

    I'm scared

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 22, 10 at 2:08pm

    You're welcome.

  • 92 83
    Submitted by herroprease on Oct 22, 10 at 3:14pm

    sounds like you are doing it wrong

    • 78 67
      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 22, 10 at 8:53pm

      Don't be angry just because you chinese have rery rery smaw penis

  • 83 89
    Submitted by whittyshit on Oct 22, 10 at 3:01pm

    i believe the sarcasm implied by this text is not translating. jackhammer sex is NOT good, and most likely it was far too fast to appreciate if it was any good.

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    Submitted by BondDaddy on Oct 22, 10 at 1:58pm

    Did he spit on that thing? You left that part out.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by WestHam08 on Oct 24, 10 at 2:49pm

    To that this is a Cali ho comment you are false no this is a Illinois ho

  • 69 78
    Submitted by CubeZero on Oct 22, 10 at 5:21pm

    this girls ia a cali ho...haha

  • 67 76
    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 22, 10 at 11:39pm

    So...you had fun?

  • 55 64
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 23, 10 at 10:22pm

    THAT stupid

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Keefcurl on Oct 22, 10 at 1:59pm

    THAT texts suck the amazingness out of the previous statement.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Samia on Oct 25, 10 at 9:22pm

    I agree, Keefcurl. That last part ruined a perfectly good text.

  • 34 32
    Submitted by amluke on Sep 10, 11 at 1:39pm

    Mom... Is that you?

  • 46 64
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 10, 11 at 6:33pm

    What's his #?????

  • Submitted by phillylocakl2 on Oct 22, 10 at 12:43pm

    I new I would make it up here