you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it hurts more in the daytime
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It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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