All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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