My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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