i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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