And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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