Christians are straight up FREAKS
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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