Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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