We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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