Wow I want to feel your belly button from the inside? Yah you need a new pick up line! I've even heard, I wanna tickel you from the inside! Just as lame
Not a bad attempt, really. However, it's all in the delivery. Funny shouldn't be creepy.
I've used...
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
I'd love to get to know you, but I really need to check your temperature first.
that's a beautiful dress, but it would look so much better on my bedroom floor.
So we could sit here and play the flirting game and waste 2-3 hours with seductive smiles and trivial banter or we could skip previews and fast forward right to you trying to catch your breath while being draped in my sheets and sweat....either works for me
I'm glad someone made the NIN reference.
Anyway, personally, that line would have TOTALLY worked on me. I mean you're a total loser, but I'd go home with you.
Totally stole that shit from youth in revolt... Why would you steal a pick up line from a weird teenager who has to create a french alter ego to be bad??
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