Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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