apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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