But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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