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  • 90 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:35am

    I'm in the same boat. 3 years since I was laid. I quit trying.

  • 80 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:44pm

    darn i feel u, but im a girl, darn it again

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:22pm

    aww..... im so sorry you must be married also

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:40pm

    this is just downright depressing. i can't even begin to hate on someone that has this type of night

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:03pm

    Yeah this has happened to me once.

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:57pm

    This happens to me as well and i'm a girl. I dream of the rabbit, & form 6...

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:40am

    anyone who dreams of jacking off hasn't ever got any and won't ever.

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:49pm

    wow, really in orange county you couldnt find some girl? really... do you know how many places there are there? really

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:14pm

    i dream of a better dildo

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:48pm

    i think this happened to me in the bed with my girl.. not that shes bad,, Im just good with my hands..lol..

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:31pm

    hahaha. this is my area code and i can think of about 30 people i can imagine saying this at any given time. but seriously, i can also think of at LEAST 30 girls who would salivate upon hearing this :/.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:59pm

    been there, done that, got the stained boxers...

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:42pm

    Ha ha, so many on the same boat it would seem.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:22pm

    you and many other guys in the world that aren't getting any.. so? lol

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:36pm

    im this guys old booty call...he called me at 3 last night and said this same line, hoping for a sympathy fuck. its almost working...

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:05pm

    good night, bad life.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:04pm

    I would bang you. If you were cute.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:25pm

    *SIGH* mine to, how long you been married?