it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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