Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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