It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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