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  I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.

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• Actually it's spelled "Jewbacabra", and it has absolutely no belief in the divinity of christ.

  Submitted by SheffboyRD on Jun 29, 12 at 3:40pm

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• Tequila, top shelf will only do for such an occasion

  Submitted by hotmomma5150 on Jun 29, 12 at 12:20pm

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• If you get eaten by a chupacabra, they should serve tequilla instead pf vodka

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 29, 12 at 10:41am

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• chupacobra sounds a little less scary than a chupacabra.

  Submitted by iamchupacabra on Jul 1, 12 at 1:14pm

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• The chupacobra, Mexican snake sucker. Trying to keep 15 yr old Mexican girls from getting pregnant. Here's to the swallows that bring no babies at all!

  Submitted by yourallstupid on Jun 29, 12 at 12:22pm

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• Chupacobra sounds like some nightmarish combination of a mangy coyote (which is what the chupacabra actually is; look it up) and a spitting cobra. Dear god save me.

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 26, 12 at 10:11pm

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• your safe. I've been keeping Pittsburgh chupacobra free on my own since 88.

  Submitted by caffery on Jul 1, 12 at 2:37am

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• Kenny Fucking Chesney.

  Submitted by hsm531 on Jul 2, 12 at 12:48am

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