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  • 58 42
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 29, 12 at 10:41am

    If you get eaten by a chupacabra, they should serve tequilla instead pf vodka

  • 60 48
    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Jun 29, 12 at 3:40pm

    Actually it's spelled "Jewbacabra", and it has absolutely no belief in the divinity of christ.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by hotmomma5150 on Jun 29, 12 at 12:20pm

    Tequila, top shelf will only do for such an occasion

  • 47 47
    Submitted by yourallstupid on Jun 29, 12 at 12:22pm

    The chupacobra, Mexican snake sucker. Trying to keep 15 yr old Mexican girls from getting pregnant. Here's to the swallows that bring no babies at all!

  • 42 38
    Submitted by iamchupacabra on Jul 1, 12 at 1:14pm

    chupacobra sounds a little less scary than a chupacabra.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by hsm531 on Jul 2, 12 at 12:48am

    Kenny Fucking Chesney.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by caffery on Jul 1, 12 at 2:37am

    your safe. I've been keeping Pittsburgh chupacobra free on my own since 88.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 26, 12 at 10:11pm

    Chupacobra sounds like some nightmarish combination of a mangy coyote (which is what the chupacabra actually is; look it up) and a spitting cobra. Dear god save me.