margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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