Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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