I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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