so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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