I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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