i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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