all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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