Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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