return my video game
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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