i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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