Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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