haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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