I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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