Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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