We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The beer is more important than you right now.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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