I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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