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  • 89 47
    Submitted by smr167 on Oct 21, 11 at 9:18am
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    Comparing yourself to the ex is always a losing proposition....

  • 75 39
    Submitted by scarab on Oct 21, 11 at 9:45am
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    Nope, you got me on that one. Your teeth and ego are bigger than their's too. Oh, and did I mention ass and thighs?

  • 73 38
    Submitted by jokesssss on Oct 21, 11 at 1:25pm
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    Never paying for your drinks makes you pathetic, not impressive

  • 68 40
    Submitted by Phys on Oct 21, 11 at 9:32am
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    Looks like that investment is paying off well for you...

  • 63 45
    Submitted by untameableshrew on Oct 21, 11 at 10:37am
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    You'll have a great wake up call @ 26, that's when gravity sets in.

  • 57 40
    Submitted by ckb71 on Oct 21, 11 at 11:56am
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    how drunk you get every single night depends on which push up bra you're wearing? naw.. I'd rather just pay for my own drinks.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 11 at 4:24pm
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    $20 says you have never been drunk.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by raylealadee on Oct 21, 11 at 7:11pm
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    He'll be more impressed if you buy yourself a long island and offer to get his next beer, honey.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 21, 11 at 4:20pm
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    BOOBIES!!!

  • 39 43
    Submitted by sofuckoffright on Oct 21, 11 at 7:39pm
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    How did her phone autocorrect blowjays to boobs?!

  • 45 61
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 21, 11 at 9:16am
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    ...I want to say slut...but I dont know how much you drink....

  • 30 34
    Submitted by kindahigh on Oct 24, 11 at 12:47am
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    And how much do you drink?

  • 33 42
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 22, 11 at 1:39am
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    Mine are fantastic!

    • 36 37
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 24, 11 at 5:08pm
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      pics or it isn't true :P