I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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