We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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