Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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