3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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