Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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