He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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