That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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