Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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