Are we in a gay sports bar?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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