is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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